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There was an old farmer
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Who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow
Just shaking his
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Fist at some boys
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Who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water
Their hands on their
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Marbles and playthings
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And at half past four
There came a young lady
She looked like a
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Pretty young creature
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She sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
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Ruffles and laces
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And white fluffy duck
She said she was learning
A new way to
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Bring up her children
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So they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard
Were shoveling
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Refuse and litter
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From yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow
Was rubbing her
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Eyes at the fellow
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Down by the dock
He looked like a man
With a sizable
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Home in the country
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With a big fence out front
And if he asked her politely
She'd show him her
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Little pet dog
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Who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him
Grab hold of her
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Small tender hand
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With a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over
And suck on his
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Candy, so tasty
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Made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream
All over her
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Cookies that she had
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Left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
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You can go f*** yourself!